Benefits Increase for Elderly Japanese Yakuza Mafia Retirees
Jakuza pensions
According to casino gambling news, Mr. Akiwa is a non-smiling man in his early 70s and just like the rest of the Japanese elderly he is looking forward to enjoying his golden years. A man of few words, and graceful, almost cat like movements.
Mr. Akiwa proudly displays his traditional rock garden, a hobby he learned to enjoy after spending a total of over 30 years of his life in prison for 4 unrelated offenses, some even years apart. While the majority of the convictions were for violent felonies others involved extorting money from illegal online casino blackjack games in Ginza.
Mr. Akiwa is one of fastest growing groups of retirees in Japan, composed of members of various clans of the Yakuza, or as some sources state – The Japanese Mafia.
The three main families of Yakuza each control blackjack casino online payment processors in Japan have tens of thousands of members as well as a rigid structure loosely based on the Samurai code which controls thousands of loyal soldiers identified by intricate body suit tattoos.
Mr. Akiwa, has never worked a day in his life, has never paid any tax on income, and admits to murdering eight people, as well as committing serious crimes for close to 60 years including a bestial act of castrating three brothers for failure to bow low enough when the three brothers passed his prize pit bull.
The Japanese ministry of Health, Labor and Welfare has decided to redraft the rules to include the hundreds of retiring gangster who will be able to have access to the vast Japanese social services network which includes medicines, doctor’s visits housing and good.
Surprisingly there is little opposition from the former victims of the Yakuza to use their hard earned tax dollars to subsidize assassins, drug traffickers, extortionists, kidnappers, and murderers.
To qualify for the benefits, the elderly gangster must bring a permission slip from the Godfather of their Yakuza clan, or provide proof of membership through intricate and missing pieces of their forefingers,
