Ellen DeGeneres Deals Blackjack with Playboy Playmates for Animals
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Ellen Degenerese, the pop comedian, American Idol judge and top rated daytime talk show host deals blackjack with Playboy Playmates.
Ellen DeGeneres, the comedienne and host of the highest ranking American daytime TV talk show, Ellen, only loves sick animals more than Playboy Playmates.
DeGeneres, who recently became a certified blackjack card games dealer just so she could get closer to the Playboy Playmates and participate in Hugh Hefner’s Charity Events with the Playboy Playmate of the Year.
Ellen DeGeneres, who is LGBT (the ‘L’ part of the acronym is for Lesbianese), loves spending her free time at the Playboy Club in the Palms Casino Resort in Las Vegas. Ellen has been learning all the ins and outs of naughty casino table manners with the semi-nude Playmates.
Frequently appearing at the Playboy Club as a celebrity bunny dealer, the comedienne is simultaneously satisfying two of her deepest desires – playing with playmates and helping abused livestock.
The stand-up comedian and former American Idol judge was the celebrity blackjack dealer for the day at the Playboy Club to help raise money for two charities – The Gentle Barn and Farm Sanctuary. Ellen, who is engaged to Portia de Rossi, has always been very active in any charity which involves a few scantily clad Playmates.
According to casino gambling news, The Gentle Barn and the Farm Sanctuary charities takes care of pork, beef and poultry which somehow managed to survive the butchers blade, even if not completely intact.
Semi decapitated, quadriplegic chickens and ducks are kept on life support until medical science advances far enough to give them mobility again.
Teams of veterinarians and nurses ensure the comfort of cattle in a permanent vegetative state due to cattle compression gun malfunctions.
During her blackjack ‘shift’, she toured the luxury suites of the hotel and ‘hung out with the Playboy bunnies.’
Ellen DeGeneres, a two year long vegetarian, has a firm commitment to ensure the recovery of livestock. Last year, she was able to convince teen heartthrob Justin Bieber to part with a lock of his hair, which was auctioned off for $40k to an anonymous fan in San Francisco. The money was used to create an artificial beak for a duck which miraculously survived the ax blow of an intoxicated, but very hungry, West Virginian who is currently imprisoned for animal cruelty.
Most fans watching Playboy Playmates in Hugh Heffner produced semi-pornographic movies see only sex objects. Not Ellen. Under the surgically altered facade and beneath the silicone implants, Ellen can hear the soft beating of hearts filled with tender love and care towards all of God’s creatures.
