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Mother’s Day Bet

Don’t Panic! You forgot Mother’s Day before and you will forget it plenty more times. Now is the time to bluff and play loose and aggressive to win the pot!

Mother’s Day is just around the corner, and if you are like me, and always forget until the very last day to pick up a present, than this year you are in luck. I have a perfect recommendation for you, which will work just as well on the wife as on the mother.

Now if your mother is anything like mine, she is probably a bit senile, driven half mad from decades of high blood pressure caused by the misadventures of her one and only son (yep that’s me!) She probably spends her days aimlessly walking around the house looking for a cat that ran away in the 1980’s or tossing back shots of vodka while chain smoking unfiltered cigarettes.

However, a bottle of triple distilled vodka or a carton of cigarettes is a cheap Mother’s Day gift, which will only cause a loud fight and make me late for a Black Jack Tournament.

You see, my mother also loves to gamble , she just does it on the video slots. For the life of me, I can’t understand how anyone can sit for 14 hours without moving in a rundown Atlantic City casino. I can understand a 14-hour blackjack, poker, roulette, baccarat or craps session, sure. But eh, I guess to each his own.

My mother can’t still figure out computers, but she is getting handy with her smartphone. Therefore, I am going to sign her up with a mobile casino, so that she won’t have to drive and risk a car accident or God forbid, get robbed.

Since it takes just five minutes to sign up, make a deposit, and get the game going, I think I’ll have plenty of time for that tournament. I am not sure yet which mobile casino to set her up with, but I know her phone and she needs one from a list of reputable Android casinos. Look at the list below and you can easily spot where to go once you get a hold of her phone. Good luck; even if you don’t need any with this full proof plan.

List of Mobile Casinos for Every Operating System