HTC Titan Release Date Revealed by a Tortured Mobile Gambler
HTC Titan
HTC officially confirmed the upcoming launch of Eternity and Omega, the Windows Phone 7 Mango based phones, now named Titan and Radar.
A mobile gambler was slowly tortured to reveal the date when the long awaited HTC Win Phone 7 powered HTC will be released by a yet unknown group of men. The man survived his 8 day long imprisonment on a daily gallon of apple juice provided by his captors.
“I’m scared. I spent the last week trying to find the brand of apple juice they gave me, but can’t find it anywhere. It was the best I ever had and I am scared I’ll never taste it again,” the now freed captive stated to reporters.
The captive revealed that advanced mobile casino gambling can be practiced only with the aid of a digitally elite phone such as the HTC Titan, which features an enormous 4.7 inch S-LCD WVGA screen.
Other impressive facts about this new giant of a smartphone is the inclusion of a Qualcomm MSM8255 Snapdragon chipset with 1.5GHz CPU, Adreno 205 GPU and 512MB RAM.
Windows mobile gambling fans would be further impressed with an 8MP camera with dual LED flash, 28mm lens, back-illuminated sensor and F2.2 aperture. Titan also has a 1.3MP front camera for those happy jackpot winning video calls. HD camcorder, HSPA, Wi-Fi N with DLNA connectivity. GPS, Bluetooth 2.1, microHDMI port and 16GB of internal memory are all here too.
The HTC Titan is powered by Windows Phone 7 Mango and has a very much improved HTC Hub, Weather, Stocks, Audio booster and other useful additions. According to the company the Titan is released in October this year, but pricing is not yet revealed.
Windows gambling fans have been waiting for this device since forever. And now that the release is so close, it’s time to brush up on the mobile casino gaming skills. To find the best mobile casino for you current smartphone, please use our free Casino Mobile Finder.
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