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Part 2 of an interesting incident which shows that Americans can gamble at mobile casinos without a problem.

If you haven’t read part 1 of the email I’ve received from an American mobile casino player, here it is.

Part 1 – Police Can’t Charge American Mobile Casino Gamer in a Bar

Part II

So I explaining to the audience that I only gamble at eCOGRA certified mobile casinos. I outlined how eCOGRA was created 8 years ago by the cream of the crop of online and mobile casino gambling industry insiders. The insiders, whose million dollars per month profits are directly correlated to keeping the mobile gaming industry free of con-artists, fake mobile casinos, and rigged mobile games.

Then I notice this pretty lady sitting with her girlfriends to my right and she seems really interested in my speech. So I think that today’s my lucky day. So far I’ve won $150 playing mobile video poker, now am educating the public about Slotland Mobile Casino where Americans can still gamble ,and now the pretty lady will surely invite me over her place for a mobile casino lesson or two – life’s great.

So I down another shot of whiskey, and meticulously went over each and every step in the eCOGRA grueling certification process which every single mobile gambling solutions provider has to go through before becoming certified. I even dipped my finger in my new whiskey and quickly drew a flowchart of the certification process on the dart score blackboard. As I was getting ready to finish on a really strong note, the worst thing happened.

I started losing my audience! The pretty lady was now talking on her iPhone, occasionally glancing at me but definitely no longer listening nor smiling. I had to think fast and improvise, or the long night of passion exploring her iPhone casino would slip through my fingers.

What I needed was a visual demonstration to win the pretty lady and show my audience that I prove once and for all the integrity and fairness of eCOGRA certified mobile gambling establishments such as Slotland Mobile Casino.

I was about to snatching the lemon peeler from the top of the bar, grab the still sneering waiter, and demonstrate what I thought Calvin Ayre would do to a mobile casino owner who cheated him. Instead I somehow misjudged distances and hit my whiskey shot glass, which flew like a hockey puck and cracked a small mirrored panel behind the bar.

Before I knew what was happening, I was arrested. The pretty lady turned out to be an off duty rookie police officer who came to the pub to see how her kid brother, the punk waiter, was doing at his new job. She charged me with disorderly conduct and tried to charge me with illegal mobile casino gambling. She could not.

Later I found out that when she was using her iPhone, she was not getting it ready for all night iPhone casino action. She was calling her precinct to get the stature for illegal mobile casino gambling and was told there was none.

Boy, she really had it out for me, and tried to find some gambling related charge but still couldn’t. The other cops were laughing when she tried to charge me with public intoxication while inside an Irish bar during happy hour.

So there you go folks. Americans are welcome to gamble at Slotland Mobile Casino and the police at least in in one American city don’t mind.